Professional Tax Evader
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$67.00

Professional Tax Evader

 Black Tee Oversized Fit

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Professional Tax Evader Tee

While the media twists narratives, I keep winning. While they talk, I make money faster by the minute. Like a professional.

TECHNICAL:

Professional tax evaDer:

Material:

Heavy weight, 280 GSM, 100% COTTON.

Fit:

OVersized fit

construction:

Wide neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape with double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

care instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colours.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not dry clean.
Do not iron if printed.
Line dry in shade.

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Size guide

Measurement Size
S M L XL XXL
Half Chest (cm) 50 53 56 59 61
Half Chest (inches) 19.7″ 20.9″ 22.0″ 23.2″ 24.0″
Length (cm) 66 69 72 74 76
Length (inches) 26.0″ 27.2″ 28.3″ 29.1″ 29.9″

 

“Half Chest” is measured across the garment 2.5cm below the armhole (garment laid flat). HPS = high-point shoulder. Allow 2.5cm tolerance on all sizes.